This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i am craving dick and cupcakes
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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