Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
If its not for food we ain't going out.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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