I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
