You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Brb crying the tears of my youth
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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