true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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