marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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