so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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