How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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