Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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