I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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