let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
