I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Randomize
