he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize