Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
