I feel like abortions should bother me more
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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