Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
