I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
