The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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