would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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