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what?
penguin condom
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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