I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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