Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
wow bdsm is so cute
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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