have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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