Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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