i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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