I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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