I don't think brook has ever known best
well you can't waste a boner
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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