covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Randomize
