Christians are straight up FREAKS
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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