sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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