what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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