Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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