Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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