my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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