they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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