you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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