i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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