She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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