How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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