Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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