So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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