Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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