Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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