.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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