Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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