i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
My feet surprised me
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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