Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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