Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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