I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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