Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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